Penelope

Penelope Cruz

Wet and dirty, What's going on?

She fell in a well!

My favorite things

"Bluebirds and big dicks,"

Rich sings, "These are a few of

My favorite things!"

Abstract art

Non-sequiter art,

Big rock on naked titties.

I don't understand.

Weiner Backup

Let's go for a swim.
Fully cooked, ready to eat.

My weiner backup.

Exorcist

"Life imitates art,"

her parents think as she reads,

"Art imitates life."

-OR-

Stories for bedtime

sometimes make me feel funny.

If about Satan.

Stretch, kick, stretch!

Fraternity boys,

hypnotized and reaching high,

fulfill my wet dream.

--OR--

Stretch those sexy abs!

A tasty beefcake line-up.

Chippendale bootcamp.

Witches

Witches on Vacay?

New wicked transportation?

OR just really dumb...

--OR--

Two lovely ladies,

witching synchronicity.

These witches don't melt.