Prom

This girl loves the prom.

Why let pregnancy stop her?

Just cut a big hole!

Thighmaster

Thighmaster motion.

Working my lady business.

Kegels? Who needs them!

Check

Kabuki paint, check.

Smoking a cigarette, check.

Hepatitis, check.

Seacrest Out! (of the closet already)

Oh, Ryan Seacrest.

Who is he trying to fool?

You know he likes cock.

Kirstie

Kirstie Alley's fat.

I think she ate Jenny Craig.

Move over, bacon!

Ride 'em Cowboy!

Oh, Ferris Bueller.

Sarah Jessica's cool man.

You married a horse.

Models

Strappy models fight.

Interracial tensions rise.

Is that a swim cap?

My husband to be...

Tall, dark and handsome.
I need one who'll settle for
tall, fat and hungry.

Don't tell me secrets!

Rich should wear a sign,
"Spoiler Alert!", "Spills the Beans!"
He's a big fat jerk.

Brangelina

Brangelina's fam,
Adopt kids around the world.
Screw you, UNICEF!

Susan Boyle

British You Tube Star,
Susan Boyle sure packs a punch,
In both voice, and face.